My roommate thought it was a real horse.
i have to admit so did i for a second there
I had an elderly customer who often commissioned me for the creation of legal forms for his business. He was tired of having to print out paper documents and hand write everything, especially because he had terrible penmanship. I agreed to the work, but was leery of it, because this man hardly…
When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
Technically “carpe” is the imperative form of the word. Check your grammar, dear.